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Wednesday, January 19, 2005

 
Napoleon Dynamite: Worst Movie Ever

To those who had the audacity to lie to my face, ever so happily telling me that this "movie" was, and I quote, "funny,":

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The above applies to everyone but Carrie, who, I'm sure, had the best intentions when recommending the movie. But seriously...

Did anyone actually watch the movie before recommending it? What was actually funny about this movie? Between the heavy breathing and the awkward silence amidst some of the worst dialouge ever written, the only thing funny about this movie were the freaktards laughing at it (no offence, of course).

I had a feeling...a repulsion you might say...watching this movie. As if I just experienced a live porn, a midget porn...a gay midget porn, with ponies and old people. Yes, it was about that awkward and horrifying, only...add ewoks.

The best part about Napoleon Dynamite was the credits. And the part where I beat his clavicle in with an ironing board.

-5 milliontybillion stars.

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