Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Democrats = Spanked

Four years ago they cried "Selected Not Elected."

This year they simply cry.

If you haven't heard by now, the DemoRats tooks a BEATING (as in Rodney King endured a love tap by Calista Flockhart in comparison to this beating) in the election on Tuesday not only losing their chance at the Presidency but losing seats in the Senate and the House.

We're talking chainsaw to the testicles beating here, folks. I haven't seen a beating like this since "Mommy Dearest." To simplfy:

This election for the Democrats = being sodomized by a giant horse/elephant/John Holmes creature with a broken, glass condom...sans lube. Wait, make that with lube...and by lube I mean thumb tacks.

It's that bad.

Even the Democrat Minority Leader Tom Daschle was ousted by *Something* Thune.

I would like to say, "Thank you, America...for giving the DemoRats the proverbial finger...in the eye...with your nail...thats been sharpened to a fine point...with tabasco sauce on the end...and bugs."

p.s. - It's like S&M, without the sexy.

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