Tuesday, December 23, 2003

A NEW Glass Ceiling

Men, beware.

I've been writing a lot lately about "being a man" and the rise of metrosexuality, but this article caught my attention:

"CHICAGO, Dec. 22 (UPI) -- For the first time since tracking began 20 years ago, U.S. women outnumber men in higher paying, white collar managerial and professional occupations."

At first these ominous words may seem, well, not so ominous, but believe me, THEY'RE OMINOUS! They are so ominous, I am compelled to write an ominously ominous post about the ominousness of this ominous news!

"What's wrong with women in power?" asks our resident Feminazi, Butch Betty.

Well, I'll tell you Butch. What really worries me are these paragraphs about the rise of women:

"The gap will continue because of a self-perpetuating cycle of workplace gains for women, according to international outplacment firm Chicago-based Challenger, Gray & Christmas.

'As a growing number
[of women] move into upper management roles, those [women] further down the ladder will reap the benefits by increasingly being targeted for advancement,' said John A. Challenger, chief executive officer of Challenger, Gray & Christmas."

As you can see my cunning use of brackets reveals the TRUE plot of women, or should I say FEMINAZIS, in "upper management roles." Their plan: First, cry sexism. Complain that women are oppressed, don't make as much, and are seldom targeted for promotions. Once the courts agree, and Fems have infiltrated these high level positions, REFUSE to promote males and bring as many other Fems to these high level positions as possible. Then...TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Isn't this plot blatantly obvious!? What has been happening to our society the past few years? Did you read my Trading Spaces article!?!? The male population of the U.S., and most of the world, is being turned into METROS, unable to promote masculine ideals. Most masculine icons and pastimes have been METROED, SISSYFIED, GIRLYED.

Football: The game is consumed by so many rules you are fined for calling someone a bad name. Next step, equal division of the points.

TV: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Trading Spaces, What NOT to Wear, Boy Meets Boy...Need I say more?

Hollywood: Where are the Gregory Pecks, the John Waynes, the Charles Bronsons!? Who do men have to look up to today? Ben Affleck (he may have a hot girlfriend, but they wear the same shade of lipstick)!?

Any half-wit can see the correlation between the rise of women in high level jobs and the rise of metrosexuality. An epidemic? Depends on who you talk to.

Is the MALE being neutered...?


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